What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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From Russia With Love

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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